Re: The Magical Vending Machine

**Bioskorpion** Thu Mar 05, 2009 11:47 pm

Get's a can of beans.

Inserts half the contents of the can.

CrimsonDiabolics Fri Mar 06, 2009 3:02 pm

Gets meat.

Oh no Exclamation

Jams it back in.

**Bioskorpion** Fri Mar 06, 2009 9:22 pm

Gets more meat.

Inserts beer. drunken

**Serrated** Tue Mar 10, 2009 8:24 pm

Gets Hobo Joe

Inserts a guitar hero controler

**Bioskorpion** Wed Mar 11, 2009 5:37 pm

Gets a mush more useful and better qualified Rock Band controller.

Inserts Ninja smiley Ninja

**Serrated** Fri Mar 20, 2009 5:52 pm

Gets absolute awesomeness

Inserts a bass guitar

**Bioskorpion** Fri Mar 20, 2009 8:50 pm

Get's a five string bass guitar.

"Finally! What I've always wanted. Wait a second, is this a jelly instrument?"

Inserts random guy's Mastercard.

**Serrated** Sun Mar 22, 2009 12:53 am

Gets an angry, pissed- off guy looking for his Mastercard.

Inserts a pig with a hat.

**Bioskorpion** Sun Mar 22, 2009 12:42 pm

Gets a honey glazed ham in a hat.

Inserts spoon and fork.

**Serrated** Mon Mar 23, 2009 5:20 pm

Takes out fork and eats honey glazed ham. pig

Inserts zombie turkey with a minigun

CrimsonDiabolics Thu Mar 26, 2009 2:46 pm

gets a zombie chicken.

inserts zombie antidote.

**Bioskorpion** Thu Mar 26, 2009 8:10 pm

Gets necromancy.

Puts self (which is transforming into a zombie) inside.

**Serrated** Tue Mar 31, 2009 5:42 pm

Um... You die.

Inserts a Rock Star energy drink

**Tabula Rasa** Sun Apr 12, 2009 5:46 pm

Gets another ninja.

Inserts title.

**Bioskorpion** Thu Apr 30, 2009 12:58 pm

Comes out as a Vampire.

Losers!

Inserts bee hive.

**Tabula Rasa** Fri May 01, 2009 9:10 am

Gets stung. What'd you expect?

Inserts Infinity.

**Bioskorpion** Fri May 01, 2009 1:51 pm

Gets Beyond.

Inserts Buzzkillington.

**Serrated** Sat May 02, 2009 1:08 pm

Gives him a book on how to not be a buzz kill
It dosent work, I get angry.
Buzzkillington makes a terrible joke about warm beer and bacon.
I get more angry.
He says "Oh! What a jolly good time we're having! By the way I heard a swell joke today!" in that gay english accent.
I want to kill him.

Inserts body bag.
affraid

**Bioskorpion** Sat May 02, 2009 9:52 pm

Gets shopping bag.

Inserts Chicken, rice and carrots.

**Tabula Rasa** Mon May 04, 2009 1:39 pm

Gets tofu.

Exploits vending machine glitch to constantly spit out valuable items. Twisted Evil

**EverLastingLifeAngel** Mon May 04, 2009 6:31 pm

Inserts cupcake,
Gets 100.10 trillion dollars!

**Bioskorpion** Mon May 04, 2009 7:44 pm

Gets AK-47.

Inserts square root of Pi.

**EverLastingLifeAngel** Mon May 04, 2009 8:08 pm

inserts pudding gets jello.

**Bioskorpion** Mon May 04, 2009 8:11 pm

You're doing it wrong.

Gets water bottle.

Inserts water. Recycles bottle.

**EverLastingLifeAngel** Mon May 04, 2009 8:15 pm

Gets pudding
Inserts box
Buys mix.

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