Ultimate War!

To those new people out there:

The object of this game is to kill as many people as you can in the most imaginitive ways possible. Think of it as violent spam.

Rules:
- Mods, no cheating! Don't edit anybody's posts!
- You can have whatever weapons you like. You can't call upon any religous figures (unless as a joke).
- All actions will be stated in double-colons. :: types on computer :: All speech will be typed normally.

:: cocks M4 carbine ::
Who's ready to get started?

Can I kill non-members?
::Pulls out M90 Close Assault Weapon System, or the shotgun with M6G Personal Defense Weapon System, or the magnum pistol::
Let's do this.

Enh. Do what you gotta do.

Like NPCs, computer controlled characters, Nazis, Stormtroopers, Klingons, Covenant, people who don't exist but in fiction. This is Ultimate War, isn't it?

If you want, I can start a more serious game like that. But no, this is like J.Z.W's War!!!!!!!.

As far as serious games like that go, I'll start it myself. It'll be based on something that involves shooting others, and will be open to all.

So.....
::Opens fire::

Let's get a little less serious, shall we?

::Draws Magnum::
We shall.
::Takes cover behind wall in urban area::

:: uses Shoot thru Walls hack ::
Ha!
:: Fires sniper rifle bullet through urban wall ::

::Uses yo mama joke and makes all that hear it fall in anguish::
How do you like that. Lame kicks butt.

LOL YOU GUYS ARE NERDS
::throws grenade::
HA you all die

No. You got that at an Army Surplus store! That can't do nothin'!

Wait, what did I write to be censored? I don't remember.

Something with the f-word in it. That's the only thing I censored. Wanted to be at least partially mature.

:: Pulls out rubber chicken and hits Bio ::
Ha! Take that!

I didn't write the f-word. I know better than that, I think. Even when I go to edit post it still says "CENSORED". There's something wrong with this picture. For exampled, I've been hit with a rubber chicken.
::Drops steaming hot coffee on Versa's pants::
Aw, man, you made me drop my coffee.

Man! They're Calvin Klein! Damn you!
:: Lights Bio's pants on fire ::

Ah!
::Stops, drops and rolls::
Now I need new pants.
::Goes to clothes store and gets new pants and puts them on::
Hooray for flame-proof pants!

:laghs at versa for wearing gay calvin klein pants:
I put CENSORED on your post because i dont tolerate immaturity and stupidness.
:uses ninja bulletdogding skills and jumps trough the line of fire without getting shot:
Check me out people!
: eats burger:

Whatever, forgot what I wrote anyway.
::Makes explosion happen over there::
Look at me, I'm fooling around with plastic explosives!

::joins the war::
Hey peoples!
::takes out Chinese type-56 and begins shooting at everyone::
Mouhahahahaha!!!

:: arms nuclear warhead ::
Haha! You'll never stop the det-
:: warhead prematurely detonates ::

There goes the neighborhood.
::Shoots zombie mutant peoples::
Just like Fallout.

hey! that zombie was my cousin!
::make canadian joke ay bio::
your money looks like monopoly money!
curling is for gays :twisted:
sorry bout that
NOT

It's because Canadians are better artists and like colours better than Americans and I hate curling, so go sit down, if you're not doing so already.
::Makes time go back so Fallout never happened::
There, me happy.

Ending universes is not a good thing....

BESIDES, FALLOUT'S AWESOME!!!!!!