Political Joke Thread

[Serrated]

What do you think of polotics? Are you liberal? Conservative? Talk about it here.

[Bioskorpion]

I hate politics. That's why I usually avoid these topics, but sometimes I like to shed my opinion of my hatred for politicians. That is all.

[Serrated]

Hehe you kinda strike me as one of those "the mans controlin you" rebels :lol:

[Bioskorpion]

Stick it to the man! Heh heh. I surprised, I don't get that often, really.

[Tabula Rasa]

I hate politics. That's why I usually avoid these topics, but sometimes I like to shed my opinion of my hatred for politicians. That is all.

Everybody likes to shed their hatred of politicians. That's why politics is such a sensitive subject.

[Serrated]

Versa's right. So now im gonna make this a political joke thread!
Who would win in a paintball fight: Hilary Clinton or Barack Obama?
Clinton: because she knows how to use a gun and Obamas ears are HUGE!
:lol:

[Tabula Rasa]

Changed to Political Joke Thread!

[CrimsonDiabolics]

Versa's right. So now im gonna make this a political joke thread!
Who would win in a paintball fight: Hilary Clinton or Barack Obama?
Clinton: because she knows how to use a gun and Obamas ears are HUGE!
:lol:

Barack: cuz he's the first black pres, Clinton's a a little girl

[Bioskorpion]

They all suck. I think the U.S. needs a competent leader, which hasn't been in house for a while. Obama has yet to prove himself. It doesn't even matter if he's black, white, yellow or purple either, he's just a guy. Sure, he'll go down in history as first black president, but that's it.

[CrimsonDiabolics]

I wasn't doing a racist comment? I was complementing him, as long as he's not a freemason that's all that count's.

[Bioskorpion]

I think you should read my last post again. I didn't say anything about you saying anything racist. I was just saying that it doesn't matter which colour he'd be to me, I'd still respect him all the same. Anywho, I know racist, and racist you ain't.

[Tabula Rasa]

Ugh. Enough talk on racism. If someone makes a racist comment, either me, Bio, or Serrated will delete the post. Back on topic.

[Bioskorpion]

Well, I never got into politics, ever. I like to watch Royal Canadian Air Farce where they make some political satires from time to time. Good jokes.

[Serrated]

Ok, heres one-
The Washington monument is actually a tribute to Bill Clinton!
(Think about it folks)
Wait...

[Tabula Rasa]

I no get it.....