Re: The Magical Vending Machine

**Tabula Rasa** on Fri May 01, 2009 8:10 am

Gets stung. What'd you expect?

Inserts Infinity.

**Bioskorpion** on Fri May 01, 2009 12:51 pm

Gets Beyond.

Inserts Buzzkillington.

**Serrated** on Sat May 02, 2009 12:08 pm

Gives him a book on how to not be a buzz kill
It dosent work, I get angry.
Buzzkillington makes a terrible joke about warm beer and bacon.
I get more angry.
He says "Oh! What a jolly good time we're having! By the way I heard a swell joke today!" in that gay english accent.
I want to kill him.

Inserts body bag.
affraid

**Bioskorpion** on Sat May 02, 2009 8:52 pm

Gets shopping bag.

Inserts Chicken, rice and carrots.

**Tabula Rasa** on Mon May 04, 2009 12:39 pm

Gets tofu.

Exploits vending machine glitch to constantly spit out valuable items. Twisted Evil

**EverLastingLifeAngel** on Mon May 04, 2009 5:31 pm

Inserts cupcake,
Gets 100.10 trillion dollars!

**Bioskorpion** on Mon May 04, 2009 6:44 pm

Gets AK-47.

Inserts square root of Pi.

**EverLastingLifeAngel** on Mon May 04, 2009 7:08 pm

inserts pudding gets jello.

**Bioskorpion** on Mon May 04, 2009 7:11 pm

You're doing it wrong.

Gets water bottle.

Inserts water. Recycles bottle.

**EverLastingLifeAngel** on Mon May 04, 2009 7:15 pm

Gets pudding
Inserts box
Buys mix.

**Bioskorpion** on Mon May 04, 2009 7:17 pm

Get's dollar and a half.

Inserts money into slot.

Presses button for Mugs Root Beer.

Machine jams.

Kicks machine.

Machine falls on me.

I push it off and grab fallen root beer.

Buys new magical vending machine.

Inserts box of raisins.

**Tabula Rasa** on Tue May 05, 2009 7:57 am

Gets bag of grapes.

Inserts peanut butter.

**Bioskorpion** on Tue May 05, 2009 5:13 pm

Gets jelly.

Inserts toast.

**Serrated** on Tue May 05, 2009 8:20 pm

Gets more food.

Insert magically delicious Lucky Charms! (But I ate the Leperchan guy)

**Tabula Rasa** on Wed May 06, 2009 7:52 am

The vending machine turns into a marshmellow.

Inserts marshmellow.